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I'm clever whenever
there's no one around.
Alone, on my own,
I profess I'm profound.
In private, I'm Einstein.
Secluded, I'm smart.
My genius increases
the more I'm apart.
It's true that to you that
I might appear thick.
When people are present
I'm dumb as a brick.
But don't think I'm daft
or not mentally sound.
Whenever I'm clever
there's no one around.
--Kenn Nesbitt--
Once, there a man who love to drink beer.He would drink gallons of them, and this lead to him being drunk.
One day,he went home drunk and went to the master-bedroom to sleep.
Suddenly,he woke up with a full bladder.He walked to the toilet.
He opened the door and felt air-conditioned cold air. The light also went on by itself. He peeed and went to bed to continue sleeping again.
The next day, he told his wife the astonishing thing that happened when he went to the toilet. When he finished, he saw his wife withan angry face and asked why.
"You twerp!" yelled his wife."the 'toilet' you were talking about just now was the refridgerator!That means you peeed on the fridge!"
Upon hearing the informatin, The foolish man opened the fridge. To his horror, The refridgerator smelled like a sewer place with a pinch of urine smell!
THIS JOKE IS FROM MY UNCLE.
THERE IS STILL MORE JOKES
SO BE PATIENT AS THEY WILL
APPEAR SOON!!!
My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye
My puppy punched me in the eye.
My rabbit whacked my ear.
My ferret gave a frightful cry
and roundhouse kicked my rear.
My lizard flipped me upside down.
My kitten kicked my head.
My hamster slammed me to the ground
and left me nearly dead.
So my advice? Avoid regrets;
no matter what you do,
just please don't ever let your pets
take lessons in kung fu.
--Kenn Nesbitt
Oh My Darling, Frankenstein
(Sung to the tune of Clementine)
Oh my darling,
Oh my darling,
Oh my darling,
Frankenstein.
How you pillage
in the village,
very scary
Frankenstein.
Your creator
was a doctor
in a castle
near the Rhine.
On a slab
inside his lab
you were constructed
Frankenstein.
Arms and legs and
head and torso
that the doctor
did combine.
Bolts of lighting,
very frightning,
gave you life dear
Frankenstein.
Then you rose up
from the table
with a bellow
and a whine.
You went lurching,
simply searching
for some dinner,
Frankenstein.
When the townsfolk
saw you coming
you sent shivers
down their spines.
So they chased you
with their pitchforks
and their torches
Frankenstein.
You escaped
into the forest
where you hid
amongst the pine.
While the doc, he
did concoct me,
yes a bride
for Frankenstein.
We were married
in the castle,
and forever
you'll be mine.
We're a creature
double-feature,
oh my darling,
Frankenstein.
--Kenn Nesbitt
I Listen to My Chicken
I listen to my chicken
as she sings her cheerful song.
I'm tickled with my turkey
as he gobbles right along.
My duck sings so delightfully.
I love my rooster's rap,
and when my Cornish game hen croons
it makes me want to clap.
I give my goose a gander
and I giggle as she chimes,
for when it comes to poultry
I prefer the kind that rhymes.
--Kenn Nesbitt
The World's Fastest Bicycle
My bicycle's the fastest
that the world has ever seen;
it has supersonic engines
and a flame-retardant sheen.
My bicycle will travel
a gazillion miles an hour --
it has rockets on the handlebars
for supplemental power.
The pedals both are jet-propelled
to help you pedal faster,
and the shifter is equipped
with an electric turbo-blaster.
The fender has a parachute
in case you need to brake.
Yes, my bike is undeniably
the fastest one they make.
My bicycle's incredible!
I love the way it feels,
and I'll like it even more
when Dad removes the training wheels.
--Kenn Nesbitt
My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy
(sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")
My pets were out practicing football.
My frog intercepted a pass.
My cat and my dog and my bunny
then tackled him flat on the grass.
My bunny lies over my doggy.
My doggie's on top of my cat.
My kitty is over my froggy,
and that's why my froggy is flat.
CHORUS
Green splat. Green splat.
Oh, that's why my froggy is flat, like that.
Green splat. Green splat.
Oh, that's why my froggy is flat.
My froggy's as flat as a pancake.
A paper-thin froggy's the worst.
He cannot eat flies now for dinner
except when I flatten them first.
CHORUS
If you see your pets playing football,
it's best if you bring them inside
or you may end up with a froggy
who's flattened and seven feet wide.
CHORUS
--Kenn Nesbitt
My Dog Likes to Disco
My doggy likes to disco dance.
He boogies every night.
He dances in his doghouse
till the early morning light.
The other dogs come running
when they hear my doggy swing.
A few will play their instruments.
The others dance and sing.
They pair off with their partners
as their tails begin to wag.
They love to do the bunny hop,
the fox trot and the shag.
You'll see the doghouse rockin'
as a hundred dogs or more
all trip the light fantastic
on the doghouse disco floor.
At last, at dawn, they exit
in the early morning breeze,
and stop to sniff the fire hydrants,
bushes, lawns and trees.
I just don't understand it
for although it looks like fun.
I can't see how they fit inside
that doghouse built for one.
--Kenn Nesbitt
School Supplies
Backpack.
Fruit snack.
Waterbottle too.
Calculator.
French Translator.
Pink eraser.
Glue.
Notebooks.
Workbooks.
Poster paper.
Pens.
Dictionary.
Stationery.
Presents for my friends.
Lunchbox.
Tube socks.
Watercolors.
Tape.
Yellow pencils.
Plastic stencils.
One for every shape.
Wristwatch.
Stopwatch.
Cell phone.
DVD.
New computer.
Motorscooter.
Giant screen T.V.
That's my
list of
all I need to buy.
I never knew
a shopping list
could make my mother cry.
--Kenn Nesbitt
Lousy Catcher's Mitt
I bought myself a catcher's mitt
so I could catch a ball.
But all I ever caught were things
I didn't want at all.
I caught a fish, I caught a cab;
just how I can't explain.
I caught my brother telling lies,
I even caught a train.
I caught a show, I caught a crook,
I caught the evening news.
I caught my sister kissing boys,
and then I caught a snooze.
Come see my lousy catcher's mitt:
a wonder to behold!
I've never caught a single ball,
and now I've caught a cold!
--Kenn Nesbitt
URL:http://www.poetry4kids.com/poem-234.html
Peter Passed a Note Today
Peter passed a note today.
He gave the note to Anna.
She opened it and read it,
then she passed it on to Hannah.
The note made Hannah giggle
so she handed it to Cody,
who read it with a smile before
he slid the note to Brody.
Then Brody read the contents
and he gave it to Luann,
who opened it and chuckled
and directed it to Dan.
He read it with a snicker,
then he tossed the note to Jon
who couldn't help but chortle
as he passed it on to Sean.
The teacher heard us laughing
and she saw what Sean was holding.
She walked across the room
and took the note he was unfolding.
We thought we'd get in trouble,
but she gave it back to Sean
and smiled because it read,
"The teacher's awesome. Pass it on."
--Kenn Nesbitt
URL:http://www.poetry4kids.com/poem-331.html
My acrostic poem:
Sports are fun, but this
One is the best.
Crossing and
Clearing are part of it.
Enemys may stop you in your
Road to succes!
Original by me!
My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye
My puppy punched me in the eye.
My rabbit whacked my ear.
My ferret gave a frightful cry
and roundhouse kicked my rear.
My lizard flipped me upside down.
My kitten kicked my head.
My hamster slammed me to the ground
and left me nearly dead.
So my advice? Avoid regrets;
no matter what you do,
just please don't ever let your pets
take lessons in kung fu.
--Kenn Nesbitt
What is a deer with no eye?
ans-no eye deer( no idea )
original by a television porgramme
Once there live 3 people one named shut up la, another named manners and the last person named trouble.
One day, manners went to the toilet and trouble was lost. So, shut up la went to the police station to look for trouble. The police said:"May I help you?" and shut up la said:" I am looking for my friend." Then the police asked again:"What's your name?" and shut up la replied:" SHUT UP LA." Then the police was cross and he asked:" where are your manners?" and shut up la replied:" In the toilet." Then the police asked:" What are you looking for?" Then shut up la replied:" Trouble."
Original by someone not me
Lipstick
Is
Mad but not for me
Zombies will revive if
He sees lipstick
Enjoys playing online games
Not those
Girl's games
Xmas
Usually cheers me up
And I'll get many gifts and
Never share them! MUAHAHA!
My Computer Ate My Homework
My computer ate my homework.
Yes, it's troublesome, but true.
Though it didn't gnaw or nibble
and it didn't chomp or chew.
It digested it completely.
It consumed my homework whole,
when I pressed the Shift and Enter keys
instead of Shift-Control.
It devoured my hours of typing,
every picture, chart and graph,
and it left me most unsettled
when I thought I heard it laugh.
I would guess it was a virus,
or it could have been a worm,
that deleted every bit
but didn't prompt me to confirm.
I suppose I might have pressed Escape
instead of pressing Save,
but, regardless, my computer
now will never misbehave.
For I found a good solution
and I smiled to hear the crash,
when I chucked it out the window
and it landed in the trash.
--Kenn Nesbitt
Kevin:"It's better to give than to receive."
Ravi:"Oh,you must be a philosopher."
Kevin"No,I am a boxer!"
From Junior quest
I went to the barber.
He cut off my hair,
which would have been great,
but he didn't stop there.
He slipped with his scissors.
He snipped with his shears,
and cut off my eyebrows
and both of my ears.
I jumped in my seat
causing several more slips;
he cut off my nose
and my cheeks and my lips.
With one final slip-up
he cut off my head,
and that is the reason
I ended up dead.
So kids, if your dad tells you,
"You need a trim,"
just pull out this poem
and show it to him.
As soon as he reads this,
I'm willing to bet,
that that's the last haircut
that you'll ever get.
--Kenn Nesbitt
"Rapunzel! Rapunzel! You've cut off your hair!
Your billowing tresses are no longer there.
That mohawk you're sporting is spiky and pink.
I'm really not certain just what I should think.
"I came here expecting to clamber a braid,
ascending your tower to come to your aid.
Instead I have suffered the greatest of shocks
to find that you've cut off your lovely blonde locks."
"Prince Charming, Prince Charming," Rapunzel replied,
"I have no intention of being your bride.
We will not get married. We will not elope.
I've cut off my hair and I've braided a rope.
"You came here to visit me once every day,
and promised that soon you would take me away,
but you were too clueless to even concieve
of cutting my hair off so we could just leave.
"I cannot believe you were such a big dope.
I come and I go as I please with my rope.
And so, I'm afraid I can't give you my hand.
In spite of the fabulous wedding you planned."
From then on Rapunzel was known through the land.
She toured the world in a rock and roll band.
And silly Prince Charming, with rocks in his head,
rode off and got married to Snow White instead.
--Kenn Nesbitt
"O’Tuama! You boast yourself handy,
At selling good ale and bright Brandy
But the fact is your liquor
Makes everyone sicker,
I tell you this I your good friend, Andy".
-Jae Taylor
Why did cinderellaget kick out of the soccer team?
Because she ran away from the ball
from http://kids.yahoo.com/jokes
What did the chicken say after laying 100 eggs?
"I'm eggs-hausted
from http://kids.yahoo.com/jokes
Flower is
Lovely
Or smell nice
We love it and smell it till we had
Enough
Rose are one of the flower...
1)Preparing today for the standardized test
our teacher said there was a lot to digest.
We'd have to divide by the square root of three
and learn to spell zygote, façade and marquis.
We'd need to play xylophone, trumpet and flute,
accordion, banjo, piano and lute,
recite all the capital cities by heart
and learn to take rocketship engines apart.
We'd have to speak Latin, Swahili and Greek,
learn nuclear fusion and fencing technique,
remember the fables of Persia and Rome
and crack all the codes in the human genome.
Then just when we thought that our heads might explode
from learning Chinese or dissecting a toad
she told us the very best thing she could say:
that she was just kidding; it's April Fool's Day.
--Kenn Nesbitt
2)The dentist pulled my tooth out
and he thought it was such fun
he grabbed his pliers
and dental pryers
and pulled another one.
"Yippee! Hooray! What awesome fun!"
he shouted out with glee.
He grinned a grin
then went back in
and pulled out number three.
Then number four and number five
and numbers six and seven
were followed by
a cheerful cry
Of "Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven!"
He took a few more from the top
and some from underneath,
he yanked them fast
until at last
he'd pulled out all my teeth.
Without my teeth I cannot chew;
I just eat soup and mush.
But don't be sad
I'm kind of glad--
I'll never have to brush!
--Kenn Nesbitt
3)I'm dreaming of warm sandy beaches.
I'm dreaming of days by the pool.
I'm dreaming of fun in the afternoon sun,
and week after week of no school.
I'm thinking of swim suits and sprinklers,
imagining lemonade stands.
I'm lost in a daydream of squirt guns and ice cream
and plenty of time on my hands.
I'm picturing baseball and hot dogs,
Envisioning games at the park,
and how it stays light until late every night,
and seems like it never gets dark.
I long to ride skateboards and scooters.
I want to wear t-shirts and shorts.
I'd go for a hike, or I'd ride on my bike,
or play lots of summertime sports.
My revery turns to a yearning
to draw on the driveway with chalk.
It's really a bummer to daydream of summer
while shoveling snow from the walk.
--Kenn Nesbitt
4)I wake today,
get out of bed,
then stretch and yawn
and scratch my head.
I find my clothes.
I pull them on
while stifling
another yawn.
I grab a breakfast
bar for fuel,
and hoist my pack
and head to school.
When I arrive
I'm truly shocked.
The lights are off.
The door is locked.
I check my watch.
It's me, not them.
I woke too soon.
It's 4am.
--Kenn Nesbitt
5)My dad's a secret agent.
He's an undercover spy.
He's the world's best detective.
He's the perfect private eye.
He's a Pinkerton, a gumshoe,
He's a snoop and he's a sleuth.
He's unrivaled at detecting
and uncovering the truth.
He's got eyesight like an eagle.
He's got hearing like a bat.
He can out-smell any bloodhound.
He's as stealthy as a cat.
He can locate nearly anything
with elementary ease.
But no matter how he looks and looks
my dad can't find his keys!
--Kenn Nesbitt
two doctor go to the pub to eat their sandwhich.thr started eating.suddenly a man say 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
1)My puppy punched me in the eye.
My rabbit whacked my ear.
My ferret gave a frightful cry
and roundhouse kicked my rear.
My lizard flipped me upside down.
My kitten kicked my head.
My hamster slammed me to the ground
and left me nearly dead.
So my advice? Avoid regrets;
no matter what you do,
just please don't ever let your pets
take lessons in kung fu.
--Kenn Nesbitt
2)I went to the barber.
He cut off my hair,
which would have been great,
but he didn't stop there.
He slipped with his scissors.
He snipped with his shears,
and cut off my eyebrows
and both of my ears.
I jumped in my seat
causing several more slips;
he cut off my nose
and my cheeks and my lips.
With one final slip-up
he cut off my head,
and that is the reason
I ended up dead.
So kids, if your dad tells you,
"You need a trim,"
just pull out this poem
and show it to him.
As soon as he reads this,
I'm willing to bet,
that that's the last haircut
that you'll ever get.
--Kenn Nesbitt
3)At history I'm hopeless.
At spelling I stink.
In music I'm useless.
From science I shrink.
At art I'm atrocious.
In sports I'm a klutz.
At reading I'm rotten.
And math makes me nuts.
At language I'm lousy.
Computers? I'm cursed.
In drama I'm dreadful.
My writing's the worst.
There's only one subject
I'm sure I would pass,
but they don't teach
video games in my class.
--Kenn Nesbitt
4)Wushu is my favourite sports.
U will like it.
Sure you will.
Have you tried your very best?
Sure i think!
5)Mr Dass Mr Dass,
Do you know that
The class like you?
I bet you don't
Because you are always the best.
Sarah
Written By: SARAH
1)i Like this poem "There once was a man who lived in a van.
All the while he kicked a can.
So he heard a funny sound.
The pot of gold that he found.
The strange man in a van."
2)These are the acrostic poems i had done myself!
MOM
Mom always support me
Or she will let me depend on her.
Mom is always my mom, I love her!
WORD
Words are never difficult to write.
Over and under wherever they go,
Roaring,
Determined to let you understand!
CRYING
Crying does not solve any problem,
Redoing the same thing again does not do any good!
Yes!
I must tell the person to stop bulling ME!
Never give up!
Good! Keep it up!
Done By KAVEN lim
3)LiMericks!
Limericks are often not funny
They make you cry off your butt
And blow your top.
So if I have to chose,
I will choose to be mad instead!
Hungry go where?
Hungry go eat?
Of cause!
I will go to Italy to eat
Teriyaki!
Done By Kaven Lim
1)what kind of monkey can fly?
ans:A hot-air baboon!
2)why did the square exercise every morning?
ans:Because he wanted to stay in shape!
3)where do cows go on a saturday?
ans:to the moo-vies!
4)Teacher:you should become an oceanographer.
student:why
Teacher:beecause all your marks are below C level!
5)what exams do young witches have to pass?
ans:A spell-ing test!
6)why did the picture go to jail?
ans: because it was framed!
acrotic poem
tigers are dying,
irresponsible people are killing.
gluttonous people are eating them.
everybody,we must
remember to save the tigers!
One cold winter day a boy was standing out side a shoe store praying to God for some socks or some shoes. Just them a lady walks up to him and says, "Is there something that I can help you with?" He looks down at his feet,and says "well, I would like some shoes."
She grabs his hand and takes him in to the shoe store. She asks for a dozen pair of socks and a pair of shoes. They sit down; get the socks and shoes on. As the woman is getting up to leave, the boy says thank you, and she tells him that if he ever needs anything else, to not to be afraid to ask. So he asks, "Are you Gods wife?"
From: http://www.funny-games.biz
The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?"
Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game.
With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $9.50, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
He'd make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura SLX (about $90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
He'd probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed around $30,000 during that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
He'd make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics.
He'd make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'd pull in about $5600.
In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
However...
... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.
Game over. Nerd wins.
From:
http://thinks.com/jokes/sports/6.htm
It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.
He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not too far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.
The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one.
This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time.
He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What was that?" the old man asked.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."
"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying."
So, the boy spit into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"
From:
http://thinks.com/jokes/sports/6.htm
If I asked my brother what is one, he said its "I".
If asked him what is two, he said its "eyes".
If you said he didn't know,
he said that 1 is his nose.
Oh mind, he feels his bright,
in his own's right !
1.Classmate:Were the test question hard,Boy?
Boy:The questions were easy.it was the answers that I had trouble with.
2.What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie.
3.What has a head like a cat,eyes like a cat,a tail like a cat,but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
4.What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn moower.
riddles:
1)Where do fish keep their money?
Ans:In the river-Bank.
2)Which is the snake favourite subject?
Ans:Hissss-tory
3)what do you get if you put a pig and karate teacher together?
Ans:Pork chop.
-Wildlife Wonders-
Jokes: Teacher:"Billy,stop making ulgy faces at the other students!
"Billy:"Why"
Teacher:"Well,when I was your age,I was told that if I kept making ulgy faces,my face will stay that way."
Billy:"Well,I can see you did not listen.
Teacher:"Jane, why did you miss school yesterday?
Jane:"I did not miss it at all."
Teacher:"That's three times I've asked you a question. Why won't you reply?
Student:"You told me not to answer you back."
Poems:
Peter passed a note today.
He gave the note to Anna.
She opened it and read it,
then she passed it on to Hannah.
The note made Hannah giggle
so she handed it to Cody,
who read it with a smile before
he slid the note to Brody.
Then Brody read the contents
and he gave it to Luann,
who opened it and chuckled
and directed it to Dan.
He read it with a snicker,
then he tossed the note to Jon
who couldn't help but chortle
as he passed it on to Sean.
The teacher heard us laughing
and she saw what Sean was holding.
She walked across the room
and took the note he was unfolding.
We thought we'd get in trouble,
but she gave it back to Sean
and smiled because it read,
"The teacher's awesome. Pass it on."
--Kenn Nesbitt
The dentist pulled my tooth out
and he thought it was such fun
he grabbed his pliers
and dental pryers
and pulled another one.
"Yippee! Hooray! What awesome fun!"
he shouted out with glee.
He grinned a grin
then went back in
and pulled out number three.
Then number four and number five
and numbers six and seven
were followed by
a cheerful cry
Of "Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven!"
He took a few more from the top
and some from underneath,
he yanked them fast
until at last
he'd pulled out all my teeth.
Without my teeth I cannot chew;
I just eat soup and mush.
But don't be sad
I'm kind of glad--
I'll never have to brush!
--Kenn Nesbitt
Taken from:www.poetry4kids.com
I'm dreaming of warm sandy beaches.
I'm dreaming of days by the pool.
I'm dreaming of fun in the afternoon sun,
and week after week of no school.
I'm thinking of swim suits and sprinklers,
imagining lemonade stands.
I'm lost in a daydream of squirt guns and ice cream
and plenty of time on my hands.
I'm picturing baseball and hot dogs,
Envisioning games at the park,
and how it stays light until late every night,
and seems like it never gets dark.
I long to ride skateboards and scooters.
I want to wear t-shirts and shorts.
I'd go for a hike, or I'd ride on my bike,
or play lots of summertime sports.
My revery turns to a yearning
to draw on the driveway with chalk.
It's really a bummer to daydream of summer
while shoveling snow from the walk.
--Kenn Nesbitt
Taken from:www.poetry4kids.com
There was a man from a village who came to Singapore. He walked to a flat. He stood in front of a lift and wondered what this box was doing here. A man walked into it and out came a woman. Wow! This thing can turn man into woman he thought. It is the elevator.
A man who was strong suddenly fell sick and went to the doctor. The doctor prescribed him a bottle of medicine that says shake well before drink. The man started shaking his hips and asked his friend have he finish shaking.
Soccer is fun
Oh and it is for everyone
Cristiano Ronaldo is
Crossing while
Eating is what
Rivaldo hates
Oh my darling
oh my darling
oh my darling
mr dass.
you are funny
you are funny
you are extra
fufunny.
you are handsome
you are handsome
you are totally
ha-ndsome
with the moustache
and the jo-kes,
make everyone-
laugh.
Qn:What does old man like to eat?
an:moose-tache
Qn:why does old man have moustache?
an:because they like tob eat moose.
ORIGINAL BY: ME
Q:There are two shusi on the table called shusi A and shusi B.What did shusi A tell to shusi B?
Ans:What's up B
(Wasabi)
Q:In the swimming lesson,Billy said that in his tranks there is fire,than his friend took a fire extinguisher and pray in his tranks.Then,Billy jump into the water,guess what will happen next?
Ans:Billy floated.
Created by myself.
What do you call a bank in a river?
Ans:A river bank.
What do frogs order at a fast food restaurant?
Ans:French Flies.
Original by me.
One day,George and Gary were playing in the field.George ran really far away and John called out to him.Since George was really far and could not really hear what John was saying,so he banged right into John.John asked George why he banged into John and George said,"You told me to charge!"(George sounds like charge.)
Original by me.
A famous person named Lily,
came into town and stepped on some chilli.
She flew through the air,
and her face landed in some hair.
Original by me.
They call me a tomboy
Really it's true!
I love
Xmas because there are lots of presents
I will never lend to girls
Even my younger sister!MUAHAHA!!!
Many people think I'm smart
Actually I'm not.
Know me well and you'll find out I hate girls alot!!!
Hate all girl's stuff
Only like boy's stuff
Nothing like playing in war or driving racing cars
Give me girl's stuff I puke on you!
Try giving me girl's clothing and I
tear it into one billion pieces
Every day I play online and console games
Never study at all!(not true)
Given my statement already,why don't you give me yours???
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